among fard

1. when you are playing among us after eating taco bell or chipotle

2. when you try to dutch oven someone but you shit yourself because you have diarrhea

among fard: “dude last night jeff tried to give me a dutch oven but he shit himself and it got in my mouth”

baguetted

1. when your friend isn’t looking so you draw a detailed baguette on their paper

2. when your friend is eating long french bread so you get the idea to have anal sex with them

kyle: “ this is such a good baguette!”

mike: proceeds to buttfuck kyle
kyle: “oh no i’m being baguetted”

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