Driarrhea

Driarrhea: The dried brown residue commonly seen on the bottom inside of toilet seats when a man lifts it up to pee. Most commonly found in public restrooms.

I always check for driarrhea before I sit down in any public bathrooms.

emeet

emeet - a digital introduction via email, conference call, skype, etc. Generally for a contact you've never met before.

Hi Jeff, It was nice to emeet you via Skype yesterday. That woman I emet on the conference call was a royal biatch.