leaver

(of dota)

1. Something that you'll get addicted to once you start being one because of the endless joy you'll get, knowing that everyone in the game is throwing vulgar words at you yet you can't hear what they say.

2. A person who leaves a game because:
(a) his wife's giving birth.
(b) his mom threatens to pull plug.
(c) other players are way too noob for him.

<<OWNAGE!!>>
<<M-M-M-MONSTER KILL>>
<<GODLIKE>>
<<DOUBLE KILL!!>>
<<HOLY SHIT!!>>
<<T-T-TRIPLE KILL!!!>>>

Icefrog: damn, noobs...
--Icefrog has left the game--
Noob_in_diguise: wtf, leaver?

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first blood

(of DotA)

What you'll hear because
(1) the opponent in your lane is a pro
(2) you are a noob
(3) techies sneaks out from behind

that'll cause you to:
(1) kick the CPU
(2) bang the keyboard
(3) punch the monitor
(4) slap your girlfriend who distracted you
(5) and the least violent method: leave game

leaverpool: techies gone, top and bot care.
<<FIRST BLOOD!!>>
leaverpool: wtf! zzz -.-

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