Smart Dick

is when a douchebag named Shane calls you a dumb dick because clearly he is jealous of your intelligence. In reality you are not a dumb dick but a super intelligent woman as some who say a 'smart dick'.

Shane:" That was a good one you dumb dick"

Intelligent Woman: " I am a smart dick thank you very much"

Shane:" There is no such thing as a smart dick"

Intelligent Woman:" Yes there is... don't make me urban dictionary that shit"

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