kanyesexual

someone who’s is so fucking obsessed with Kanye they make you want to rip your scrotum off anytime they mention him.

Person: What are we getting for dinner later
kanyesexual: “says something in kanye”

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gain season

A time before winter, where you don’t eat any fat foods or foods that will make you look like shit, so you don’t have to work out over the winter.

Speaker 1: Fuck John, gain season starts tommorow
Speaker 2: Shit, we better go get our last desert!

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