forbonk

The moment you hit your head into someone else's when the photographer says "Hey, put your heads together!" and both of you think you're funny and "pretend" to slam your head into theirs but actually do.

Person 1: "My boy friend and I were taking a cute fall pic, but we forbonked each other super hard!"
Person 2: "ouch!!"

Landon

a big knucklehead who can be nice when he wants to but is also a butt. he likes to throw things and has a tendency to push people in ditches. hold onto your things he has sticky fingers. he likes big boys with big feet and even bigger eyes. he has a funny laugh and he eats pita bread with ketchup. if you know a landon then let him go. it’s a trap! just like collage. and he probably smells too.

“Wow is that a Landon he smells like pita bread”

throw babies at you

1.) Doing something so well and so captivating that people will want to straight up have sex with you.

2.) Literally take their infant and throw it at you. Probably hurting the infant more than you.

Mike: If you can pull this off, the girls will throw babies at you left and right!
Matt: Don't worry I got this.

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