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Derogatory term for attitudes and behaviors typical of straight people and straight culture. (Obviously a play on the world "stereotypical".) It can either refer to a gender-schematic view of the world or to conservative attitudes about sex and relationships.
Some examples of heterotypical behavior:
- watching a football game with tostitos scoops and a pack of your bros.
- having a bachelorette party.
- going shopping with your mom or girl friends rather than by yourself.
Heterotypical attitudes toward sex and relationships:
ex. 1: Matt and Ally have been together for over six months and they're still listed as "married" to their best friends on facebook.
ex. 2: Sarah never has sex before the fourth date.
ex. 3: Jane and Chris broke up and never spoke to each other again.
"Angela always thinks I'm being catty to her and I don't know why."
"She thinks that about all girls."
"God, that's so heterotypical."
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A straight, usually white, male whose sexuality is a celebration of the mediocre.
A hipstersexual finds corpulence and imperfection appealing in women. Conversely, nice skin and regular facial features are thought to make a woman look "fake" or like a "robot". Thinness makes her look "like a man". Being striking makes her look either "like a robot" OR "like a man".
Hipstersexuality is in essence a gender pathology:
- because the men themselves are striking, immaculate, and usually thin, they view these things as masculine traits.
- being understated and unassuming are hallmarks of classical femininity.
See also chubby chaser.
"Jenny Lewis is regarded by hipster culture as the apex of female beauty, while Eleanor Friedberger doesn't even get a second glance. LOL."
"Yeah, that's hipstersexuality for you."
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n.
(a play on the word heterosexual)
A straight, usually white, male whose sexuality is a celebration of the mediocre.
A hipstersexual finds corpulence and imperfection appealing in women. Conversely, nice skin and regular facial features are thought to make a woman look "fake" or like a "robot". Thinness makes her look "like a man". Being striking makes her look either "like a robot" OR "like a man".
Hipstersexuality is in essence a gender pathology:
- because the men themselves are striking, immaculate, and usually thin, they view these things as masculine traits. and as quintessential heterosexuals, they cannot find the same traits to be appealing in women.
- thus, they consider coarse and indelicate to be both desirable and feminine, if only because it is different from themselves.
- aside from and in addition to this, being understated and unassuming are hallmarks of classical femininity.
More exaggerated and perverse expressions of hipstersexuality ("radical hipstersexuality") include being oblivious to those female attributes which are graceful and becoming, while showing a peculiar sexual admiration for the aspects of femininity which are distasteful or unappealing. People who exhibit this degree of hipstersexuality do not notice, much less appreciate, graceful or becoming. Instead they appreciate women in a way that, taken to an extremity, can be understood as a fetish for the monstrous feminine.
hipstersexual
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(As opposed to Brooklyn hipsters.)
The original hipsters: non-bike riding, non-beard growing, non-hoodie wearing, non-chubby chasing hipsters.
Males wear high-end jeans instead of levis. Females wear high-end jeans instead of frumpy thrift store frocks. Manhattan hipsters are generally more glamorous, and lead more glamorous lives, than Brooklyn hipsters. When "hanging out" in Brooklyn they will usually choose to do so somewhere south of Atlantic ave. as to avoid the dirty white trash heretics of north Brooklyn.
See the strokes
"Now that he goes to NYU, David is slowly becoming a manhattan hipster."
"Just be grateful he isn't becoming a brooklyn hipster."
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