Theo

a guy who has a big dick, and dark humor. A theo will interrupt you while you're talking. He is very empathetic. he has ADHD. He has athma and will breathe into the mic. BEWARE! he broke up with his gf because carti didn't drop.

friend: who's that?
me: that's theo, he's gay for carti.
friend: damn! he's hot.
me: ye I know, he gets all the bitches.