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An utterance, often exclamatory, used to denote either a loss for words, or to express a disinterest in using recognizable words to express a thought. This phrase may be modified as the speaker sees fit, given the speaker's mood or the context in which the phrase is uttered. Such modifications have been known to include "bap bappity", "babbity", "scrowl", or "scrowlitty bap".
Exclamation -
Aaron: "Dude, you look wasted! How many joints did you smoke tonight?!"
David: "Babbity scrowl!"
Interjection -
Aaron: "Bro, did you see that chick? She was totally..."
David: "Bap bappityyy!!"
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Name for a person who always has to have the top story....you tell a story, and they have to top it with some barely believable nonsense that half the time doesn't even belong in the topic of conversation.
You: "Dude, the other night, I was bangin' this chick who was so fine for a second I thought it might have actually been {super-hot celebrity's name} !"
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
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A nickname for Citrus Heights, originating from the presence of a high number of "massage parlors" at which syphilis or other STD's may be contracted if one does not use caution.
Dude: "Yo, man, I just picked up a phat sack down by where your ex used to live!"
Friend: "Fer real? You down in Syphilis Heights?"
Dude: "Mos' def!"
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the act of systematically and mercilessly eradicating all bigots from the face of the earth.
"Oh, I remember when the KKK used to exist....thank goodness for bigocide!"
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fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.
Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"
Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"
Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"
Friend: "Sucks to be you!"
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