Emojive

To communicate emotionally and receive emotional communication primarily through emojis rather than emotional words and phrases. It is a combination of the words, "emoji" and "emotive" and is not to be confused with emo-jive which is a subset of jive talk spoken by African-American emo girls.

Husband text: Hey honey, how about going out on a date tonight?
Wife text: sideways looking winking face emoji
Husband text: Does that mean you would like to or that going out on a date with me is boring?
Wife text: praise hands lifted emoji AND arms folded head shaking emoji
Husband text: Oh, okay, I wasn't sure, but now I am. So what sounds good?
Wife text: foot tapping emoji

Husband to colleague: My wife is so emojive, I can't tell if I'm going to have a good time to night or if I'm in the doghouse!

doomfed

To be dumbfounded about something that has dire consequences.

I knew I needed to cut either the red or the green wire to keep the bomb from exploding in the next 10 seconds, but I was completely doomfed!