Sally

The person you should listen to the next time you get an idea to take over someone else’s holiday. She’s the only person who makes any sense in this insane asylum.

“Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack? The next time you get an idea to take over someone else’s holiday, I’d listen to Sally! She’s the only person who makes any sense in this insane asylum!”

Newbury, Berkshire

An absolute shithole of a town. Almost every decent shop no longer exists, and the council hates people with special needs / mental illnesses. Though Newbury did bring back HMV. That’s good.

“Hey, where do you live?”
“Newbury, Berkshire.”
“Oh, isn’t that the shithole town where if you’re special needs or mentally ill, the council refuses to help you?”
“Yup.”