ithinknot

Used in response to a blatant lie, stupid suggestion etc, to indicate that you think that the last comment was stupid. Usually disguised as a cough.

"I know! Let's *duct tape* it to the wall!"
"Ithinknot, chump."

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Hieftje

1. The two term mayor of Ann Arbor, Michigan, known for initiating the Green Belt plan and being a decent Democrat.

2. A game played the same way as safety, except using the word Hieftje (pronounced, incorrectly, as "heft-jee," or alternatively, "hefj") instead of safety.

1: *poot* Heft-jee!
2: Nice save. *poot* Hefj!
1: Gross dude.
2: Holler.

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scrumping

getting it on!

i adore a good scrump in the morning...

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IYF

"is your friend" - a generalisation of GIYF. Follows the name of a source of information whenever Google would not actually help.

"WTF does 'IYF' mean?"
"Urban Dictionary IYF!"
"...STFU too."

Chopper 4

A flying device with airborne capabilities, seats, and a self-propelling propeller.

Chopper Four just went down in the Hudson River...and Chopper Four was FIRST ON THE SCENE! Coincidence? Ch-ch-ch-chopper Four.

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what

A question mark, "?" (unicode 0x3F).

some nut: "Qrrbrbirlbel!"
you: ???

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gas mask

The use of one's shirt collar, pulled up over the nose and mouth, to protect one from the stench of a recent fart. May also be pronounced "jayse" mask.

Dude, I totally just tooted. Gas masks ON.

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