burner day

Much like a burner phone, is one of those days you deal with because you have to, but want to be done with as quickly as possible.

The big boss was in the office Thursday, total burner day.

Ethnic Bowel Syndrome

A savage case of the shits brought on by consuming foods from another culture that the consumer's system is not prepared to handle.

My friend Mark won't try Indian food. He's afraid it'll give him Ethnic Bowel Syndrome.

Life Propaganda

blogs, tweets, or any other sort of social media posts intended to declare how wonderful the author's life is. Such content is virtually devoid of any reference to problems, troubles, challenges, issues, hangups, etc. Such content is usually presented as a thin veneer for a life that is a wheels off, bodies on the tracks, train wreck existence.

Did you see Annagail's new blog? It's total life propaganda. Her reality is hot mess.

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Corona Mullet

Wearing professional attire up top, where video conferences can see, but totally pjs and slippers below what the camera can see. Business up top, comfy down below.

I'm LOVIN' this work from home thing. I've been rocking the Corona Mullet for weeks.