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Felix

The word Felix is the Swedish equivalent to Chad. A Felix is good-looking, has swag, and has no problem picking up birds. A Felix is the sexiest guy who has ever walked this planet, truly the pinnacle of mankind. But behind the curtains, he plays Dungeons and Dragons, watches My Little Pony, and pees on snails.

A Felix's drink of choice is typically gluten-free wine with two ice cubes and a straw. As glorious as Felix's tend to be , they always has a Nicki Minaj tattoo on their left butt cheek.

''And the winner of Mister Olympia 2023 is a Felix''

by isacmybrozki July 13, 2023