qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv

When you are extremely bored, so you type the top two rows of your keyboard from the Q and skip to the P then move onto the second row from the A and skip to the L then the W and the O and the S and the K and so on.. then when you're done you go to the bottom row and don't pick your finger up from Z until it's at M.

Jack: Hey Mark, how's it going?

Mark: "qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv"

Jack: "wtf"