copping a perv

To take a sly look at a person or a part of a person, or possibly an animal or part of an animal etc., whilst imagining lurid sexual fantasies involving the object of the obsession.

Foxy lady:
Were you looking at my arse again?

Goddam faggot:
He was I saw him at it.

Normal guy:
Yeah... I was just copping a perv.

Foxy lady:
Oh right...ok...and you mind yer business shit stabber, yer just jealous.

Goddam faggot:
Hmmm..he is nice.

Normal guy:
Have you been copping a perv you bender?

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Uncyclopedia

A rather sad web site patrolled by Uncyclopaedophiles, who at being frustrated by their own Unfunniness, become mediators in order to reject any material contributed that isn't overtly childish, as their primary aim is to use humour to befriend the children who make up the vast majority of site users.

Contributer:
Uncyclopedia is a kind half way house between Wikipedia and Encylopedia Dramatica - which is exactly were it would like to be if only they had the bollocks or a sense of humour or both.

Uncyclopaedophile:
I will deleated that as it is unlikely to encourage kids to use the site, and there is not a single custard pie thrown either.

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perv

A compliment paid by a girl to someone she fancies.

Foxy lady:
Are you looking at my arse again?

Normal guy:
Yeah

Foxy lady:
You perv.

Normal guy:
Yeah

Foxy lady:
You know that I'm willing to pay you to shag me, don't you?

Normal guy:
Yeah

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