Reagan Postulate

Referring to the famous Ronald Reagan philosophy: "Drunk cigs don't count."

This cigarette doesn't count due to the Reagan Postulate.

Trickle Down Orgasm

When one sexual partner is required to self-pleasure themselves due to a failure of their partner, after said partner leaves the room.

Nancy Reagan often suffers from Trickle Down Orgasms, while have sex with Ronny.