McDonald's Sprite

Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can bring a dead person back to life.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Spritetaste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!

McDonald's Sprite

A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!

Isopod

A superspecies of beings that reign supreme above all others, gods of Doritos.

Mother: Honey, do you want a pony? *asks her child*
Kid: no. I want a Giant Isopod!