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when soon after squeezing out a vengeful number 2, a person realizes there is no toilet paper on the roll. At this point their only option is to wipe with the rough brown cardboard-like tp spool. this can be quite irritable to the bunghole.
uuuuugggggaaaahhhhh...........plop. "shit, theres no toilet paper left, ill have to endure a rough ass wipe."
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when a pimple/zit is popped just before or during a social event, and blood begins to seep out soon after. This person will be completely unaware of their mini-volcano, but it can easily be noticed by others. A kind friend will point this out to help his buddy avoid embarrassment.
teen with mini-volcano: hey todd, when does class begin?
todd(buddy): in 10 minutes, but you may wanna take care of that mini-volcano.
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