dirty mcdougal

a bum grabs a half eatin sloppy joe from the trash eats it then shits it out in a brown paper bag, while having sex with a prostitue he gives her a kioto chop to her neck daising her while he has time to blow air into the bag, when she comes to and turns he pops the bag and the feces splatter into her eyes blinding her while he robs her for prior money she made turning tricks

one bum said to another bum hey man where did you get all that money from, i got it after i gave the prostitue on the corner of denison and 69th st a dirty mcdougal

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