Pizzageddon

Pizza that is so good that it triggers the end times, in which the Pizza-Messiah will defeat the Anti-Pizza-Christ.

If this pizza were any better, it'd bring about pizzageddon.

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concetripated

When someone is concentrating so hard they look constipated.

If Pete were any more concetripated, he'd be wearing Depends.

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Pizza Jockey

One whose occupation is making pizza for consumption by the unwashed masses of the world.

When I dreamed of what I wanted to be when I grew up, Pizza Jockey was almost always on the bottom of the list.

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