moist vagina

when its pink and wet, an awesome nirvana song too. When you just want to taste her, and you want to bang her allllll night, fuck her dry.

She has a moist vagina... I've been circling the circumference, I've been sucking on the walls of her anus... I prefer her to the finest marijuana...

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stomach stoned

when your (very troubled) stomach hurts so bad its almost transcendental. Makes you feel as though your hips and ribs have become detached, and makes you feel dizzy and hallucinate.

" Hey, what up?"
" I'm so fucking stomach stoned, dude..."
" oh... god, I just wish I could help. <3"
" its ok. Whoaaaa... ok, brb, I'm seeing silver whales circle my bed..."

Doll Parts

when you have a Courtney Love-like object of sexual desire... her pieces are perfectly shaven and clean, unlike Courtney. In other words, completely opposite of her down there, yet wears red lipstick, a dirty blond, if you get what I'm saying. ;D aaand the best fuck of your life- a grunge girl lover.

"So how was Kaylee in bed?"
"Two words- Doll Parts."
*first guy's eyes get real wide, and he runs to find this rare creature.*

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