diamond cutting nipples

nipples so sharp, they can cut diamonds. Diamonds, as you all know, have a strong covalent bond between its atoms, therefore making it one of the hardest things on earth. However, not even diamonds can withstand the magnitude of greatness in these nipples.

Person1: oh man, it sure is cold.
Person2: my nipples are so cold due to the low temperature, they are like diamond cutting nipples.

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