SMS

SMS means save my soul

someone's stranded alone on an island. writes SMS on the beach

wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbnmlpqaz

if you ave searched this, then you need help. wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbnmlpqaz is the max level of boredom. this state of boredom is deadly and there is no cure. if you have this then I hope you had a good life. and just so you know, the asylum has been notified about you and are coming.

he died of wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbnmlpqaz.

wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbnmlpqaz

you are not ok. you are so bored you might as well be dead. if you aren't, get help. this state of boredom is deadly. if you somehow survive, you're god.

he is suffering from wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbnmlpqaz and we are already preparing his funeral.

qmwnebrvtycuxizoapsldkfjgh

this word means you are about to die of boredom. it is a rare occurrence but it does happen. RIP.

I think he died of qmwnebrvtycuxizoapsldkfjgh!

PUH-LEEZ

An extreme version of please but 10000000000 times more intense.

Child: “mom, can I have the new IPhone?”
Mom: “Hell no. I’m not wasting a thousand dollars on my child.”
Child: “PUH-LEEZ!!!”
Mom: “fine.”