opurtune

something of a higher power; royal or godlike

“Ivanni and Bridget’s report cards are not opurtune”

shack-a-oof

and my dad knows God

“Is that all”
“yes”
“could I have your name?”
“shack-a-oof”
“shack-a-oof?”
“yes, and my dad knows God”

scravina

a Russian witch; was involved with the Salem Witch Trials (unconfirmed)

“Scravina is a bad, bad witch!”
“You are such a scravina”

fart-rosening

/verb/ - To do something Fart Rosen would do

Person 1: Did you see what Emma and Ivanni were doing during gym class
Person 2: Yeah, the were TOTALLY fart-rosening!

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