trick shit

Having an almost uncontrollable desire to take the biggest dump/load/shit anyone can ever fathom. But when the moment finally arrives nothing but gas and quite possibly very few shit nibblets fall out.

Johnny had been driving for 5 miles trying to find a bathroom. He thought he was going to shit his pants with 20 pounds worth of crap. But when he got there he realized he had been trick shitted... he farted for 6 seconds straight, struggled, pushed, moved around in a circular motion only to have NOTHING come out of his bunghole.

all he could say was "damn, a trick shit!"

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