mexican hell

empty bottle of beer and a whore without a hole

there will be no mexicans in hell because they are such good people and mexican hell is a bad place.

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mexican bedpan

empty beer can (bottle) or soda pop can.

after sex Honey hand me the mexican bedpan. I placed empty can just above the Knees after taking a leak I moved the warm can next to my La Jolla's put my smoke out said "sweet heart will you empty the can".

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mexican dream

to work in california at the DMV.

my mexican dream came true I now work for California DMV. downside: I need to get up by 7 am and work 8 hours checking tail pipes for smog check. My first day the boss was mad at me for trying to sniff his tail pipe.

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mexican apb

all points bulletin in california flashed on freeway signs

freeway was jammed because of a mexican apb, amber alert, brown alert, beaner alert, mexican alert its all the same.

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mexican motel

mexican motel. Any car parked on any side street in any city
in California. (Mexiphornia USA East of LA South of Burbank)

Today I awake to smell of chile relanos in my mexican motel.
There over one million mexican motel in California !

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mexican paper

Old Mexican paso's ( grande paso bills before 1965 )

I was making my way in the cargo mucho mountian when I had a
hot-a-leta. I had used my last mexican paper. Now I stay by the all American canal and use water for my hot-a-leta's. Sorry my amigos U stinken amercanios dont put port-a-potty's
in the Desert !!!

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solar collector

large tits on a girl pool side in california.

Hi honey those are nice solar collectors.

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