phone game

The competitive game where you drop your phone, face down, at the highest height you can without getting scared. Similar to Chicken, except with phones.

Hard mode is anything that would increase the stakes, like having no screen protector or dropping on concrete.

'Android phones are indestructible.'
'Yeah? You wanna play the phone game?'

goosing

craving, or really wanting something

pitched by ted nivison on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, ep. 34

i'm really goosing for some schmeat right now

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favorite puppy

a term coined by ted nivison on the chuckle sandwich podcast episode 20, when he shares that he named his favorite stuffed animal “favorite puppy”.

saying something is favorite puppy means that that something is really good, as opposed to least favorite puppy.

person 1: this coffee is so favorite puppy!
person 2: really?? i hate coffee, it’s least favorite puppy for me.