mental sex

two people thinking of having sex with each other.

1: whoah, you could cut the sexual tension between them with a knife
2: they're so having mental sex

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mentalbation

thinking of wanking or having sex with someone (without mutualism)

1: man did you see the girl on those tits?
2: mentalbation much?

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mentalstration

a nose bleed

Furious nose picking has been known to lead to severe mentalstration

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