shane findu

Ebonics: She ain't finna' (fixing to) do action.

Translation: She's not going to do action.

"Who axin' Laterica ta brang p'tada salad ta da cookout? Shane findu alla dat."

Finduism

A religion of master procrastinators. Encompassing the word 'findu,' meaning ebonics 'finna do'; as in fixing to, about to, or going to do something-- eventually, but not right now.

Melanie embraces Finduism; as such, she's waited until one day before the deadline to begin her 3,000 word essay.

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Gagdashian

Appropriate surname alternative to "Kardashian."

She deep-throated my dick like a real Gagdashian.

p'tada salad

Ebonics version of potato salad

"I don't be eatin' just anybody p'tada salad. I only eat ma mama or my unty's p'tada salad."

flavanoid

stylish marijuana

flava colloquially means "style"; -noid, the suffix of cannabanoids.

homonym for one of the largest nutrient families known to scientists-- flavonoids (bioflavonoids).

Dante: I got that flavanoid: "Frankenstein, Bling, Bling-bling, The Incredible Hulk, The Brown Bomber (makes you shit your pants), The Green Monster"

findu

Ebonics version of finna do; fixing to do action.

Sharonda ain't findu her homework.

Pang Pang

getting pounded sexually while married: adultery. grammatical variations include pang-pang, or pangpang

"Oh Katie I see you've been getting the pang pang from Robert"

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