on-premise

A completely meaningless phrase often uttered by complete retards who mean "on-premises"

IT idiot 1: Is this configured for on-premise?
IT idiot 2: No you fuck, nothing is.

mislick

A mislick is when a poorly placed lick ends up on the anus instead of the intended genitals.

N.B. A common Freudian slip when trying to type "misclick".

A: Damn, was eating Jenna's pussy last night and accidentally mislicked
B: What does her anus taste like?

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