Probere Lamonte

A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.

Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke

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gr

Word for a guy who pees on a girl during sexual intercourse

Guy 1: Man i heard Sean peed on Casey while they were having sex last night

Guy 2: I never knew Sean was a gr

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Third Row

The row in the the back of the car full of rejects that were not allowed to sit anywhere else because of their differences from the natural world. In the beginning of trips they seem perfect normal, but then turn into a group of crazed hooligans. However, they are not gay like the middle row. They have their own fun making jokes that seem stupid but are really the highlight of the trip. Remember this middle row: ignorance is bliss.

Katie: Everyone in the back row is acting weird they definitely have turned third row on us.
Scott: Yeah definitely but i guess that means our row is gay now
Katie: Yeah i wish that i was sitting back there they always have the most fun.

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