The Blizzard

When one person takes cocain and places it up their butt, after that happenes another person puts their nose up to the other persons butt and they breaks wind. While the person breaks wind the cocain will fly out and the other person will snort it as it comes out.

Jon: Hey what did you do last night that you cancled?
Bob: I got some cocain and i wanted to do the blizzard with my girlfriend.
Jon: How did that go?
Bob: suprisingly well..... Kinda stinky

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Nut-and-bolt

The act of meeting a girl at a party, having sex with her (busting your nut), and leaving rather quickly with out talking to her (bolting out of there).

Fritz: How was that party last night?
Gokey: it was awesome, I totes met this hott girl and i pulled the nut-and-bolt.
fritz: really?

Gokey: Yea i busted my nut and bolted outta there haha

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upper blumpkin

while giving an upper decker to a toilet you are getting a blumpkin

i went into my buddy's bathroom with my girlfriend and she gave me an upper blumpkin, it was awesome

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