Daniel

A guy with a small ego and an even smaller dick, he loves to play basketball and yell sweat whenever someone does better than him. When his ninth girlfriend leaves him for his love of fortnite, he often finds the ducks feeding him at the pond, reflecting on the time he killed an OG skull trooper. They have an amazing personality when in a game of Apex legends, but is moody elsewhere, although a fun and creative person to be around.

Today I was standing in line, and a Daniel brushed me. I was like, OMG, I am blessed