eyesberg

The icy look a teenage boy gives to his mother when he wants her to stop talkin to his gf.

lass: "well, y did u eyesberg her while i was talkin to her"

beau: "ohhh...so u saw it, u know wat....forget it....u wont understand"

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cosmetic perjury

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"

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katahara itai

Japanese, for the action of laughing so much that one side of your abdomen hurts.

aks: "how was the show man."

mj: "it was PFG, all of it left me katahara itai."

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hope couture

noun :
the item of clothin you keep for years in the vain hopin you might fit back into it someday.

mj:" hey dude this pair of jeans is a kinda hope couture for me...

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tortune

A catchy yet awful song that you just cant't get outta ur head, even after hearing it played just once.

"This song really gets on my nerves and still...!...this is fuckin tortune"

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flaparazzi

noun:
someone who is always in the back-ground of a live news report, waving stupidly at the camera.

mj: "dude check out that flaparazzi, such a joker."

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shinterjection

At a party or dinner , the sharp kick under the table you give to your partner to indicate that whatever it is they are saying, they must stop saying it right now.

charma: "if it was not for my shinterjection, u would have already spilled the beans."
mj: "fuck man, was it so close."
charma: "yeah, u almost said it."
mj: "thank god!!!"

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