sausagetuck

A homophobic play on words referring to Saugatuck, Michigan, a small town known for its gay-friendly population. "Tucking your sausage" essentially means hiding your penis from the homosexual males in Saugatuck.

I just got back from Sausagetuck

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Christ on a fucking cracker

Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.

Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"

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b-town

Referring to Borculo, Michigan (just north of Zeeland)

I'm still livin in b-town

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