Lesbian Lords

The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.

“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”

Afraid and Gay

When your same sex friends take off their shirt or other clothing item and you don’t know where to look. It would be sus to look at them but also sus to look away. So instead you sit Afraid and Gay

She took off her shirt and I sat there Afraid and Gay.