Ivar

Ivar is definitely not a bad person.

He may use you, but not in a bad way.
He is beautiful but not very tall.

Ivar is also an Ikea closet. He isn’t in the closet tho, he’s probably straight.

‘Aye i gotta go get ‘nother Ivar closet.’
‘See Ivar there? he be cuteeee’

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Kim

Almost every Kim you’ll meet looks beautiful and intelligent. Most Kims are very good with numbers, but they can use help with writing.
Kims are like the sun. They always shine. No matter how mad they are.

If Kim goes to bed at 9 pm and you wake her up at noon the next day shell still be very tired.

‘Dayummmm look at her!’
‘She’s so pretty!’
‘Yeah, that’s Kim’

Nienke

Nienke.

When you look at her for the first time you see someone with confidence, not afraid to do things wrong and quite a loud girl.
She’s shy in a weird way, she may prepare a whole speech for the school dance on how she ‘fell over her shoelaces when she was drunk’ but she won’t tell you that when you two are alone.

At first you’ll think she’s a ‘dinosaur’ but when you get to know her she’s as vulnerable as a baby.

She is the girl you can’t take your eyes off at class.
She is a thottie, she always look great and doesn’t get tired fast.

She’ll be the person you go shopping with when you feel sad.

Nienke is not easy to manipulate and she’ll always find out if you cheat.

She DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC!!!!
You will never meet a Nienke with a good taste in music! If you do, double-check if her name is actually Nienke. If her name is actually Nienke, run for yo mother, run for yo father.

‘Yoooo u see that girl’
‘Yeah bro she a thottie!’
‘I know, she be thicc’

‘Yeah, that’s Nienke’