Ryan

Ryan is okay. Ryan also is a girl. Ryan is very bad at soccer. She is quite possibly the best benchwarmer on the team though. Ryan also has very cute curly hair that’s ombré perfectly which leads to believe that Ryan has weird alien parents who created a perfect human, because nobody can possibly be that cool at birth. Anyways, she’s also very bad at math, but very good at being funny.

Woah, there’s Ryan. She multifaceted in some aspects, but still struggles with dating *cough cough

Cheyenne

Cheyenne is the type of girl who sounds like a bratty, spoiled kid, in which this case she is, but she’s also athletic. However the Cheyenne I know is trash at soccer. She’s currently playing with her age group instead of our U14 because she couldn’t take the challenge anymore. She also is only on Snapchat mostly and has no life. However if you ever need anyone to help you take bad mirror selfies or selfies in general, look to Cheyenne.

Ooh there’s Cheyenne. Let’s get her a psychologist, she thinks she’s cool.

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