Fucked/Flushed. When someone is at least 5 drinks in, as well as high on two different drugs. Yet still he/she seems to know what they want, albeit they want all the wrong things.
I know they are having the time of their life bro, but he/she is FLUCKED, we need to take his/her wallet and phone before they light the backyard on fire (,or he/she gets arrested).