Super Eight

su·per | soo-per

(Noun) A woman who ranges from a 5-6 in looks, but when dressed up can easily be a 9-10. Super eights are usually spotted in night clubs, Facebook, or Korean game shows. Taking home this subject usually ends with a surprise: Please see, "Sunday Morning Girl."

Synonyms: Cleans up well (aesthetically), Your Mom.

Antonym: Natural Beauty.

1. Your mom is a super eight.

2. George: "Duuude, Dave. I saw you get some ass last night. How was she?"

Dave: "It was... I don't want to talk about. Let's just say the next morning was a huge surprise."

George: "Oh, the old, Super Eight, eh?"

Dave: "Makeup's a bitch."

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girlfriend tax

The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you've already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn't want anything.

Boyfriend: "Babe, stop eating my fries, you said you didn't want any!"
Girlfriend: "Girlfriend tax; I'm not going to eat all of it!"

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