chunibyo

Also spelled "chuunibyou" is when you feel you are special, or superior to everyone around you due to the way of the universe or the laws of magic.

Cecile: Why is Allie always acting like she's battling someone?
Becky: She has severe chunibyo!

chocolate tears

When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.

John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!