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Lubrican't

Anything that isn't a good or practical lubricant for masturbating purposes.

Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally lubrican'ts when attempting to jerk off.

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

243πŸ‘ 151πŸ‘Ž


Vagican't

A girl who you can't get with for whatever reason.
This can mean she doesn't put out or you simply fucked up while hanging out with her.

Ricky: That girl is so hot!
Tom: Yeah, but she's a total vagican't!

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Wintercourse

Intercourse that takes place in the snow.

Michelle and I had wintercourse while we were out sledding.

by itsthompzilla April 13, 2008

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Douche Hag

When you picture a douchebag the first image that pops into your mind is a guy who is a dick. A Douche Hag is a girl who is a straight up bitch.

What a fucking douche hag!

by itsthompzilla March 25, 2008

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Obesist

One who hates anyone who appears to be obese or weigh above their specified weight class for their height.

Fat guy #1: You see that skinny mutha fucka over there? That guy is an obesist. He doesn't take kindly to our kind.
Fat Guy #2: That BASTARD!

by itsthompzilla March 26, 2008

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Scum Hag

A member of the female persuasion who is scummy.

David: Look at that scum hag over there.
Tom: Oh shit, that girl is fucking disgusting.

by itsthompzilla March 25, 2008

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Thriller

When something is fun or cool it can be expressed as being thriller.

Darren: How was your date with Ashley last night?
Tom: I'd have to say it was pretty thriller man.

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

47πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž