Not to be racist, but...

What someone says right before they say something so extremely and irrevocably racist you want smash their face into the pavement and then stomp on the back of their head. For some strange reason, they seem to think it justifies being an asshole. Grr

Person A: Not to be racist, but...
Persons B+C thinks: Oh shit, here we go again
Person A: but...your ugly ghetto nigger face is pissing me off. And your asian friend should go back to where he came from, before I kick his head in.

*Persons B+C advance on A*
Person A: Oh what, you gonna try bash me now? The only reason why you nigga is so strong is b'coz TV's are getting bigger!"

Yeah, I'll leave the rest up to your imagination

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