LeBaron

The car that no French Baron would ever drive

De Guiche: Monsuier Dantes your LeBaron's lights are on
Dantes: Sacre bleu!

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zip-block

When you try to zip up a jacket and it gets stuck half way through

Tom: You ready to go?
Gerry: Hold up I'm zip-blocked.

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