crotch pocket

The triangular balloon of fat between the belly button and privates that obese women and men display, especially when wearing tight pants, camel toe inclusive. It's not hot.

You: What the hell happened in your math class!? I could hear the sound two doors down, thought there was a fight.

Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.

You: Oh... eww.