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A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings âWoo bear!â to the tune of YMCA.
She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.
A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings âWoo bear!â to the tune of YMCA.
She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.
A professional at dog mimicry with all the potential pitfalls that entails: tripping over her own leash, overstuffing herself on Kibbles and bits, and getting her head rolled up in car windows.
If you werenât such a Cackie Jambo, maybe you wouldnât have gotten your head stuck in the toilet seat when you were drinking from the bowl!