princeton, nj

princeton is a medium sized town in central new jersey, basically filled with elitists and not elitists. the elitists have money, own lots of vineyard vines and tommy hilfiger clothes, and the other people are basically normal. besides the usual breakout fight or kids getting caught juuling nothing ever happens. the center of town is just referred to as “town”. the best things to do are go to all the ice cream places or walk in campus. go the the woodrow wilson fountain or to the football stadium. that’s where people make out. sneaking into frat parties is the highlight of a friday night.

person 1: where are you from?
person 2: princeton, nj.

person 1: wow that towns boring.

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