Home-boss

Official title of your wife, used in conversation with others (usually male). Frequently used as a cover to get out of doing something shitty with someone.

Sparky) Hey Bob, we're going to camp out for the new Harry Potter movie. You in?

Bob) Wish I could but I gotta check with the Home-boss first, I'll TXT you if I can make it.

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