Dipshit

A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.

Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.

let it ride

A casino game popular in Las Vegas, each player receives 3 cards, and the dealer receives 2 community cards. Players can make up to 3 bets to begin, and may rescind 2 of those bets based on the strength of their hand. The game is not played "against" the dealer, per se, in order to win you generally must have at least a pair of tens.

I had two Aces in the hole, so I put up my cards in let it ride and won all 3 bets I had made.

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